salmandarion

No time to blog lately. But I'm still expected to entertain somehow by many people. So here goes:

Yo mama's so fat, her waist is equator.

Yo mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.

Yo mama's so fat, it takes a train to get to the other side.

Yo mama's so fat, she strikes oil when on heels.

Yo mama's so fat, she needs shock absorbers on toilet seat.

Yo mama's so fat, she kills mosquitoes with fat folds.

Yo mama's so fat, she needs to screw her panties onto her fat folds.

Yo mama's so fat, even her clothes have stretch marks.

Yo mama's so fat, she step on a dollar, she gets change.

Yo mama's so fat, she makes solar eclipses.

Yo mama's so fat, she walks in front of TV and you miss the whole series.